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Financial advise the kiwi way


Just imagine... If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Air New Zealand one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in the AA one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in  Canterbury Finance  one year ago,you would have $0.00 today. 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00..
 

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.  It is called the KiwiSaver-Keg.


A recent study found that the average Kiwi walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Kiwis drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
  
That means that, on average, Kiwis get about 41 miles to the gallon!
 

Makes you damned proudto be a Kiwi!


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