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PATRICK DIES....


 

 

 


 
Paddy was a youthful and hard working Irishman 
at a Coastal village in Ireland . Daily he would pole
a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy
iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he
sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular
habits he always arrived home each day at a certain
time.. Sadly, Paddy did not realise the heavy grappling
was taking a toll on a faulty heart.
 
One day he failed to come home so his wife contacted
the Police to investigate him being missing. They
rowed out and found Paddy dead in the punt beside
him a huge grapple full of oysters he'd tried to hoist
aboard.

Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper' Said..........................................
 
 
 
 
Wait for it!
 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
OYSTERS KILPATRICK !!!!   biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinNow that's funnybiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin Good one sarg



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