A fart is a pleasant thing...

It gives the belly ease... 

It warms the bed in winter... 

And suffocates the fleas. 

A fart can be quiet... 

A fart can be loud... 

Some leave a powerful... 

Poisonous cloud 

A fart can be short... 

Or a fart can be long... 

Some farts have been known... 

To sound like a song.....

A fart can create... 

A most curious medley... 

A fart can be harmless... 

Or silent...and deadly. 

A fart might not smell... 

While others are vile... 

A fart may pass quickly... 

Or linger a while... 

A fart can occur... 

In a number of places... 

And leave everyone there... 

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie... 

To small elevators... 

A fart will find all of us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad... 

Is simply not true... 

We must never forget... 

Sweet old farts like you! 

Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?