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gerard gue


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A  little old man totters into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

"Can I have 6  tablets please and I want each of them cut into quarters"

The  chemist says "I can do that sir, but a quarter will not give  you

a  full erection"

"I  am 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just want it

sticking  out a bit, so I don't piss on my slippers"

  


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GaryKelly


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I know a bloke who can identify with that... but I'm not saying who it is.

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