A radio announcer offered a prize for people to ring in for - The best nick-names for they're spouse .

Well he got all th usuals - Lovey Dovey  , Tail-lights , because he was not very bright . Touses , because

h had no r's n em . The winner went to a Very brave bloke who nick-named his wife Harvey Norman .

Th shock jock thunk . Why do you call your Mrs  , hardly normal .

There's been "No Interest for 36 months"

he won.