There was a young man from Tonnorn,
Who wished he had never been born,
He wouldn't have been if his daddy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
( No offence intended)
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
Hey, Magnarc, love it! He might even be a cousin to this bloke (but you'll have to apply a heap of thought finishing the second couplet!)
I know a young man from Dunoon
Who was born about two months too soon.
He hadn't the luck
To be born of a ....
But a wet dream fed in with a spoon.
As you say, no offence intended.
Chazza
Chazza, a good laugh mate! I had heard that one but had forgotten about it. I recommend a book called Lewd Limericks if you can find a copy!!!!!!!
