We had discussed with our great-grandies, over time, about being "Grey Nomads".
While visiting family a week ago, Mr Five-Year-Old said something that made me pause and ask for a repeat (mainly because my - selective - hearing in not what it once was).
Too young to understand what he'd said - but absolutely right in context - he had called me a 'GREY GONAD'!
The tears (of laughter) have just about stopped...