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A teacher's story about Stuttering

 A teacher is explaining biology to her 2nd grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says


A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.'It sure was,' said the little girl.

 

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'F**k-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!

 

 

 



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Mark & Chris

You are only young once but, you can be immature for ever.

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