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justcruisin01


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HITCH HIKERS ON THE NULLABOR

Two Aboriginals were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They broke down and started trying to hitch a lift.

A friendly trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help and they asked him for a lift.

He told them he had no room in the rig because he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls.

The Aboriginals put it to Wilko that if they could manage to fit in the back with their bike, would he give them a lift, and he relented.

They managed to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the truck, so Wilko the driver shut the doors and got off on his way.

By this time he was really late and so pushed his foot down hard.

Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over for speeding. The good officer asked Wilko what he was carrying to which he replied jokingly-- 'Indigenous eggs'.

The Highway Patrol Officer obviously didn't believe this so wanted to take a look for himself.

He opened the back door and quickly slammed it shut and locked it. Then he got onto his radio and called for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

The dispatcher asked what emergency there was that required so many officers.

'I've got a truck with 20,000 Abo eggs in it - 2 have hatched and they have already managed to steal a motorbike'

  
 
  




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Very very politcally incorrect, but very very funny................

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pauline wrote:

Very very politcally incorrect, but very very funny................

 It only works one way.



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rtv47


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One of the jokes of year



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Ah, yes... I get it. The cop was not only racist he was downright stupid.

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Nah Gary You still don't get it !! It;s old Aussie Humour from  before Political correctness undermined our foundations cry I have Aboriginal Friends, and they laugh at my Abo jokes and they come up with some pretty darn good ''Whitey jokes as well smile

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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I find it plain old racist.

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