Three dead bodies turn up at the Dublin mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress, hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the Coroner. 'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery. Spent it all on whisky.Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'
Paddy and Murphy were on patrol during the Black Watch period in Ireland, With 10 minuits to curfew they spot this guy rushing down the road. Without blinking an eye Paddy raised his rifle and shot the feller dead. Good grief cried Murphy what did you do that for ? Paddy turned to Murphy and said well I know the feller and where he lives and I am sure he wasnt going to make it !!!!