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Hoodathunkit


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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
 
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.
"Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."
 
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties." Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked. The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
 
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any
Panties....."What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo d-a black box first."
 


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pauline


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that is a beauty.................

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GaryKelly


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A tad naughty but very funny. An' ah juz lerve doze aykcents.

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pauline


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funny is funny no matter what........................

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ogre


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Hear about the African negro walking across a crosswalk in Durban, he was singing ," Now ya see me ! Now ya dont :

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