Health Care 

     The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister
Julia Gillard's new health care proposals.

     The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves.

     The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

     The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

     Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

     Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians
said, "Oh, Grow up!"

     The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

     The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.

     The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldnt hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

     The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.

     The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

     In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the arseholes in Canberra