"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know
where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper
is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY!"
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a
ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, ....
"Well, $hit, that explains why no one was at church either."
Retired Airline Pilot and Electrician..
I'm not old, I've just been young a long time....Ken
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
