AKiwi and an Aussie entered a chocolate shop

As they were busy looking around, the Aussiestole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the Aussie said to theKiwi

"Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.

You can't beat that.

" TheKiwi replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you some real stealing."

So they went up to the counter and theKiwi said to the shopkeeper:

"Do you want to see some real magic, man ?"

The shopkeeper replied: "Yes."

TheKiwisaid: "Give me one chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

TheKiwi asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.

He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

TheKiwi replied:

"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

You just CAN'T beat a Kiwi!!