The longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes!
An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
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Judy
"There is no moment of delight in any journey like the beginning of it"