To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,Royal Doulton will be releasing a collector's edition of two small jugs


Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40


A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...


Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year's riots .... Your one year manufacturer's warranty runs out soon


"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!


Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They are both in hospital ... one is in a korma, the other  has a dodgy tikka!


The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in Brixton. You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!


In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, leadand anything else they could get their  hands on


Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth