He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth...back and
forth......in and out...in and out.

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at
first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out
an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, OK! I CAN'T park the f..king car! You
do it, you SMUG bastard!"