Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks: 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just
testing it.'

The intrigued woman says: 'A state-of- the-art watch? What's so special
about it?'

The Aussie explains: 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties!"

The woman giggles and replies:
'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!'