> This morning, I read about a doctor who says the way to achieve inner
> peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
> my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
>
> Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle
> of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of
> Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res
> of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I
> feel rite now.