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I was testing children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was "NO!" By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave lollies to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered "NO!"

I continued, "Then what do I have to do to get into heaven?"

A six year-old boy shouted out, "YUV GOTTA BE DEAD!"



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Rosie

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