I'm gonna make a clean sweep of this - Two brooms are hanging in a darkened closet , after awhile they get to know each other Very well . So , they decide to marry . One broom was the Bride-broom The other was the Broom-groom. The bride-broom was resplendant in her white wedding dress . The broom-groom was handsome in his tuxedo . At the reception the bride-broom whispered to the broom-groom , I think I'm going to have a little broom . Impossible said the broom-groom , we have not even swept together . Seems like the bride-broom was sweeping around