A man     who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an

expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The     female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like    

the     body dressed.

She     points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is

already wearing.

The     widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his    

best     in blue, and that she wants him in a blue

suit.

She     gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what    

it     costs, but please have my husband in a blue

suit     for the viewing.'

The     woman returns the next day for the wake.

To     her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit    

with     a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him

perfectly.

She     says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You    

did     an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How

much     did you spend?'

To     her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank    

check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No,     really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue    

suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a     deceased

gentleman of about your husband's size was

brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing     an

attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded     him

going     to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no    

difference as long as he looked nice.

So I     just switched the heads.'

(BET     YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!)