Dear Diary,


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient kinds.


Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.


Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.


So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year....

Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!


Helllooooo...? It's been a year...!


There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.


He didn't call back. Bet he felt dumb...!