... The Pope and Australia's prime minister Julia Gillard are on the same stage at the MCG in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Ms Gillard and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Gillard replied, "I seriously doubt you can do that with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
