In pharmacology, all drugs have two names,A trade name & a generic name. For example, the trade name of penadole also has a generic name of paracetamol. Amoxil is also Amoxicillin & nurofen is Ibufrofin. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After carefull consideration by a team of goverenment experts , it recently announced that it had settled on the generic name of Mycoxaflopin. It also considered Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,& Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp, announced today that viagra will soon be available in liquid form, & will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possibile to pour your self a stiff one,we can no longer call this a soft drink as it gives new meaning to the names, ****tails,highballs,& just a good old fashion stiff drink. There is more money being spent on breast implants & viagra today than on Alzheimers research. This means that by 2040 there will be a large eldery population with perky boobs & huge erections & absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Bugger!!
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