Six Hours! The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!" The Frenchman boasted, "Last week my wife & I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter & we made passionate love & she screamed 10 minutes!" The Italian said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, & she screamed for 6 hours!" The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?" The Italian said............"I wiped my hands on the bedspread."
