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VENTRILOQUIST;


 

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one
Night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his
Dummy on his knee, he starts going
Through his usual dumb blonde jokes.


Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth
Row stands on her chair and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough ofyour stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype
Swedish blond women that way?


What does the colour of a woman's hair
Have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's men like you who keep
Women like me from being respected at
Work and in the community, and from reaching
Our full potential as people.

Its people like you
That make others think that all Blondes
Are dumb!

You and your kind continue to
Perpetuate discrimination against not
Only blondes, but women in general...

Pathetically all in the name ofHumour!"


The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
Apologize, and the blonde yells:


"You stay out of this! I'm talking to
That little **** on your lap."



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