A young man was so taken by his girlfriend Wendy that he had her name tattooed where only she would see. When he was ready for action, her whole name was visible - at other times he could only see W.y.

As it happened, he went on a holiday to the Carribbean and stood in the toilet beside a young local man. Glancing down he said: I see you also have a girlfriend named Wendy.

No. Not me. Mine says: Welcome to Jamaica. Have a good day.