> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked
> about having a son.
>
> They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
>
> The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
>
> The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
>
> He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
>
> He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
> Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling
> around behind my back?'
>
> The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'
>