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Being Poor




Annie, 6 years old, gets home from  school ..
She had her first family planning lesson at school. 

Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?" 

"I died of shame!" She answers !

Koos from over the  road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said  you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Piet in my class says you  can buy babies at the hospital.

Her mother answers  laughingly But thats no reason to be ashamed?

No, but I  cant tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me  yourselves!

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Being from S Africa, Hylda loves the typical Afrikaans names used in the joke.



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