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A woman applied for a job in a lemon orchard, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. In her application she listed her Arts and Education Degrees from Sydnay University, and her jobs as a social Worker and School Teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this, but have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied.

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Falcons, barrack for Collingwood, and I voted for Julia Gillard."



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A woman applied for a job in a lemon orchard, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. In her application she listed her Arts and Education Degrees from Sydnay University, and her jobs as a social Worker and School Teacher.

 

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this, but have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

 

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied.

 

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Falcons, barrack for .Carlton, and I voted for Julia Gillard."

 



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