A couple decided to go back to their honeymoon hotel for their 50th aniversary
They stayed in the same room, in the morning the wife said Darling do you remember what we did 50 years ago today, we sat on the balcony having breakfast in the nude, lets do it again, he agrees so they strip off and start breakfast
She looks lovingly into his eyes and says 'I have this lovely warm feeling in my chest, he looks back at her and says I'm not suprised you have one tit in the porrige and the other in your coffe