Two old boys were sitting talking about their life and they decided to have one last fling before they dropped off the perch

So they went out on the town and ended up in the local brothel, the madam took one look at them and told one of the girls to to put a blow up doll in each room, the men are so old and drunk they would not know the difference

When they had finished the men compared notes, first one said I think my girl was dead she never moved or uttered a sound and was cold to the touch

The other guy replied, you were lucky I think mine was a witch I bit her on the shoulder, she farted and flew out of the window taking my teeth with her!!!!