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Thou shalt not pinch stuff


woman was before the magistrate on a charge of shop lifting. She admitted to stealing a small tin of peaches, pleading that it was a small tin and only contained six peaches. The magistrate told the woman shoplifting was a serious problem in the community and had to be treated as such. He then sentenced her six days in prison, telling her it was a day for each peach she had stolen. Just before she was taken away her husband stood up at the back of the court and declared, Your honour, she also pinched a large tin of peas. Regards Jack



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biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin  - Hey just noticed - they look like laughing peas!!!!!!!!!!!!



-- Edited by jules47 on Sunday 8th of January 2012 08:38:52 AM

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