A blonde was mowing the lawn in her garden and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat that was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Woolworths.
Why Woolworths ???
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
Woolworths is the largest re-tailer in Australia !!!
JC.
After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later. (Law of fatal irreversibility)