Came home from the club yesterday and here she was squatting on the front lawn cutting the grass with a pair of nail scissors.
(seems she had the idea it might give me a hint to mow the lawn)
But apparently I am a bit slow, I went inside and got a toothbrush and gave it to her, I said:
"may as well sweep the path as well while you are at it"
The doctor said the limp will go away eventually and the stitches come out next week
Goinsoon
I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
goinsoon wrote:Came home from the club yesterday and here she was squatting on the front lawn cutting the grass with a pair of nail scissors.(seems she had the idea it might give me a hint to mow the lawn)But apparently I am a bit slow, I went inside and got a toothbrush and gave it to her, I said:"may as well sweep the path as well while you are at it"The doctor said the limp will go away eventually and the stitches come out next weekWas it her Toothbrush?She had already used yours to clean the Toilet with.Chortle,he,he
Father Ted wrote:goinsoon wrote:Came home from the club yesterday and here she was squatting on the front lawn cutting the grass with a pair of nail scissors.(seems she had the idea it might give me a hint to mow the lawn)But apparently I am a bit slow, I went inside and got a toothbrush and gave it to her, I said:"may as well sweep the path as well while you are at it"The doctor said the limp will go away eventually and the stitches come out next weekWas it her Toothbrush?She had already used yours to clean the Toilet with.Chortle,he,he
ooh! never thought of that
