The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from the Sydney University and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times,owned 2 Commodores, barrack for Adelaide Crows, and I voted for Julia Gillard."
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Be your self; there's no body better qualified ! "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"
