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Time Machine


Time machine  

 

 

Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
 
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
 
Barak goes first.
 
What will the USA be like in 100 years time?
 
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out....................

 

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no
worries
 
Julia  thinks It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that so she asks:
 
What will Australia be like in 100 years time?
 
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout.

But she just stares at it.
 
Come on Julia says Barak, What does it say
 
Julia replies:-
 
Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!

 



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