Time machine
Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. What will the USA be like in 100 years time? The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out....................
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries Julia thinks It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that so she asks: What will Australia be like in 100 years time? The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout.
But she just stares at it. Come on Julia says Barak, What does it say Julia replies:- Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!
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