The Knob 

 

 

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a

new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small

knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and

could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the

effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman

wanted 'The Knob.'

 

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,

and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young

looking and vibrant.

 

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon

with two problems.

 

'All these years, everything has been working just

fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've

always loved the results. But now I've developed

two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible

bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid

of them.'

 

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those

aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

 

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking

about the goatee.'