A husband is looking at his credit card statement and notices an amount of $360 and asks his wife about the charge.
She answers, "I purchased some lotion". "Lotion" he yells, "what lotion costs $360" His wife explains that the lotion is for her breasts and if she continues to use it each day it will make her breasts much larger.
Her husband looks at her and says "why the hell dont you just use toilet paper".
His wife replies, "thats the most stupidest thing you have ever said, toilet paper will not enlarge my breasts".
The husband looks at her and says, " well it worked fine on your arse".
( I think they are now divorced)
-- Edited by DandS on Thursday 11th of August 2011 07:47:37 PM
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