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The Funeral


A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when
he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet
behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a
leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single
file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am
so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you; but I've
never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's.", answered the man.
''What happened to her?", the curious man asked.
The man replied, "She yelled at me and m y dog attacked and killed
her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence
passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."



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The Happy Helper

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LOL!!!!

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