THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD... Well, its ****... That's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, And tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shinola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull****, horse****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, And some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like ****
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you dont need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****! Well, ****, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head........... Well, **** Happens!!!
