INO  COME WORK TODAY  -----

Hung Chow calls  his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick.   Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' 
        
The boss says, 'You know  something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.  When I feel  sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.   That makes everything better and I go to work.  You try  that.  
  
Two hours later Hung Chow calls  again.  'I do what you say and I feel Great.  I be at wok  soon.  You got nice house