Queenslander:

 

Two boys in Brisbane playing football in the park when one of the boys is attacked by a savage Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

 

A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

 

"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts again.

"Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack!" he jots in his notebook.

"I'm not a Broncos fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter starts again: "Maroons Supporter Risks Life In Heroic Rescue"

"I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds. "

I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.

"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

 

"Little Redneck C0ckroach B*st*rd Vandalises Fence And Kills Beloved Family Pet."