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Holy lunch


An old nun

who was living in a convent next to a construction site

noticed the coarse language of the workers

and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.


 

She decided she would take her lunch;

sit with the workers; and talk with them.


 

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and

walked over to the spot where the men were eating.


 

Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked:

"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"


 

 They shook their heads and looked at each other.. very confused.


 

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,

"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"


 

One of the steelworkers yelled down"Why?"


 

The worker yelled back,


 
"'Cause his wife's here with his lunch."



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 Cheers. Pam.

Safe and happy travels everyone.

 



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Another of Richo's TRUE storiesbiggrin 

Honest , now would I lie to youdisbelief 

Must have been th same conventsmile 

The blokes were allways yelling at the boss , hey farky this , hey farky that .

Mother superior came down at lunchtime to see how the builders wer progresssing

with th job . She was impressed , but complained about th swearing . Th boss said

he had not heard any swearing, as he had instructed his workers to be at their best.

What did she mean . Well she told him about th farky this & farky that . Well Farky

started laughing , mother superior was Not impressed . Mother superior my name is

 

Farquarbiggrin 

Honest , check th white pages F McLennan Builder - Grafton

Richo



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Great stories you two.

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I must be a binge thinker. I do it a lot at times, then, not much at all.

 




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I believe you richo.... smile    smile



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 Cheers. Pam.

Safe and happy travels everyone.

 

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