This  indeed is worrisome
    
Beer contains female hormones
Last  month, Wits University and RAU scientists  released the results of a recent analysis that  revealed the presence of female hormones in  beer.
Men should take a concerned look at  their beer consumption.  


The  theory is that beer contains female hormones  (hops contains  Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking  enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the  theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within  a 1 hour period.


It was then observed  that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued  over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when  obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4)  Talked excessively without making sense.
5)  Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.  
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to  sit down while urinating.

No further  testing was considered necessary.