The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and
decided to talk to her about the  raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria,
why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are
tree reasons why I wan an increase.
 
The first is that I iron better
than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I
am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a
better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh..'

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better
at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as
well?'

Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
 
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'