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A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.

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Deserves a comment..ha Ha Ha ha!   One of the good ones



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Love it!!!



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One of the joys of reaching this age is we can speak our mind and laugh about it, and still remain friends.
I love it!

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