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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care .. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.



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If the guy with the dodgy tikka has a cardamom arrest it'll serve him right!

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You are both nuts...but please curry on....



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Travel Bug wrote:

You are both nuts...but please curry on....

 Ghee, I think you might be right!

The guy in a korma had a visit from his Naan and Grandpa last night.



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jimricho wrote:
Travel Bug wrote:

You are both nuts...but please curry on....

 Ghee, I think you might be right!

The guy in a korma had a visit from his Naan and Grandpa last night.

 And they where they allowed to cumin?



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Hylda&John wrote:

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jimricho wrote:

Travel Bug wrote:

You are both nuts...but please curry on....

 Ghee, I think you might be right!

The guy in a korma had a visit from his Naan and Grandpa last night.

 And they where they allowed to cumin?

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Of Khus they were. They also brought along their brother who is a rogan josh, their cousin who is dopiaza....



-- Edited by Travel Bug on Saturday 11th of June 2011 09:21:14 PM

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I'm sorry. Me no speak fluent curry. Just wait a while, I'm sure it will pass fluently.

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