After their baby was born, the panicked fatherwent to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the mansaid, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a littleupset because my daughter has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.'Even though you and your
wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair
for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex ??? '
The man seemed a bit ashamed.'I've beenworking very
hard for the past year. We onlymade love once or twice
every few months.'
'Well, there you have it !' The doctor saidconfidently.
'It's rust.'
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I must be a binge thinker. I do it a lot at times, then, not much at all.